I was reading your profile, and think that you are intelligent, pretty, athletic, and have a biting sense of humor....a lethal combination.
I'm equally sarcastic, am career-driven, enjoy long walks on the beach, and most importantly...am handsome.
I'd like to get to know more about you, preferably over a few drinks sometime. I mean, that is the reason we both joined this site, no?
But beforehand, I need to know why you thought you could break the rules and list 8 things you could live without (oysters & lobster count as two, in addition to family & friends).
Brosef, let me address these four disjointed pararaphs:
- This is all true, except I'm not lethal. I don't actually take people's lives. I don't know if you're into that shit, but that's weird.
- You're definitely not handsome AT ALL so I'm going to second guess the other three BS remarks you threw in there.
- You'd like to be inside of me, you mean. There is nothing else I could "get to know" besides how boring you are and you already exhibited that throughout this entire message you wasted 2 hours writing.
- Seriously? Look up the definition of witty comments if you're going to take a stab at one. Save yourself the embarrassment next time.
K thanks bye!!