Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Revenge Ideas

In case you were wondering what the fuck to do with that extra bit of clothing your ex left behind (especially if he is persistently asking for it), here's my plan:

Place it kindly on his doorstep, in a shopping bag, with these large words written in permanent marker:

Dear _____,

You're an asshole.

xoxo, ______.

PS: Your sweater is gay.

Yes, I have carried this out. As of today, the count is at 1. But I plan on recycling this idea. It's brilliant.

1 comment:

  1. I have a strange little collection of items boys have left at my apartment:

    1 belt
    1 ugly plaid beret-style hat
    1 broken umbrella

    I think I should create some sort of sculpture with them...Still Life with Lame Left Behind Shit?