In case you were wondering what the fuck to do with that extra bit of clothing your ex left behind (especially if he is persistently asking for it), here's my plan:
Place it kindly on his doorstep, in a shopping bag, with these large words written in permanent marker:
Dear _____,
You're an asshole.
xoxo, ______.
PS: Your sweater is gay.
Yes, I have carried this out. As of today, the count is at 1. But I plan on recycling this idea. It's brilliant.
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I have a strange little collection of items boys have left at my apartment:
ReplyDelete1 belt
1 ugly plaid beret-style hat
1 broken umbrella
I think I should create some sort of sculpture with them...Still Life with Lame Left Behind Shit?